Tommy chong quotes
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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
I smoke a little pot, every day, and I'm healthy as can be.
There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.
Marijuana has become like currency. Anytime you grow a crop like marijuana, or wheat, or corn, or anything that people consume on a daily basis, you're [getting] into a huge economic area.
I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.
You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.
If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.
And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer.
Look at all the drug busts all over the country. There must be an audience there somewhere. My feeling is that if we're losing the war on drugs, let's do a movie for the enemy.
Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.
I really love what [Donald] Trump is doing. He is doing a great job of exposing the republicans for what they really are.
I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.
Something good always happens at 4:20 for me.
Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.
I wish I could say farewell and retire but there is nothing for me to retire from.
One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
Once you're a felon you're a target.
Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier.
You can smoke marijuana, you can eat it, you can wear it, it's a perfect plant!
As soon as I discovered weightlifting, all I wanted to do - my plan in life - was to work out, lay on the beach, and get high... smoke dope. And that's really what I'm doing.
It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.
I never actually smoked with any of the presidents.
Marijuana grows everywhere in the world. And it really is currency, if you think about it.
Just the thought of anything Hawaiian gets me high! I appreciate the good cannabis that people have spent years perfecting but I also enjoy the cheap stuff. I guess you could say I like it all.
Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.
I support Bernie [Sanders] and I love his approach.
I am off all the cancer meds. Energy is a bit low but other than that, I feel really good.
When Mexicans sneak across the border, they're more apt to carry a bag of pot then they are a fistful of money. Because the pot can be exchanged for money, anywhere in America. Anywhere in the world!
Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band.
We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.
Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.
You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.
I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.
We have a team in Nevada that is looking for licensed cultivators to grow Chong's Choice. Hopefully recreational passes this year and we can go full force.
Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.
I've always believed in the concept of retirement. I retired for the first time at age 18 ... from school. To me, retirement means doing what you want to do without worrying about getting paid for it.
Cheech [Marine] on the other hand, met [Barack] Obama and he knew right away who Cheech was. So that should tell you something.
There's a big shift in our whole way of living, and it started maybe 10 years ago when [smartphones] came into existence. Up until then, we were at the mercy of the press, and so-called experts that would tell us what to think and how to think.
There is an intelligence factor that works with the spoken word. With words, you have to understand meaning and nuances and things like that. You have to be able to relate...but with music it's just music.
Marijuana is a proven medicine.
I look on everything with a very optimistic eye. Because I'm a body builder by trade, you know, that was my intent all my life.
I've always known, all my life, that I was going to be something special. I never knew what it was, but I always had that feeling. I think my mother installed it when I was a little guy.
I only smoke maybe a nug a day.
Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.
To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place.
Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.
We have receptors in our brain as you well know and when you ingest marijuana, I believe that it essentially gives you a reboot.
There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.
I believe that all marijuana is medical.
Bernie Sanders is all about being humane and loving to each other.
Boredom is a disease, too.
Marijuana at the time we were making movies [with Cheech Marine] was not that readily available and I do prefer to be coherent when I am working.
If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.
People didn't relate to me as being Chinese or white, just being a hippie, a long-haired hippie.
I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.
Now the [smartphone] has freed everybody, and so everybody gets better. No matter what you say, people will check you out on their phone.
I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.
The good thing about poverty is it keeps you from getting in trouble because if you can't afford drugs, people will stop giving them to you very quickly. So, being poor really helps - it's the success that kills you.
So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested.
I'm as clean as a whistle.
We have never been big smokers, neither Cheech [Marine] nor I. We were too creative, and we had a lot to do. We are actors and to be honest, I am the type of person that can reference a thought or a smell and get high.
Our tour is winding down and I was just thinking about what I want to do. I like growing so I think I might start growing again. As a medical marijuana patient, under California law I am licensed to grow 12 plants.
Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.
I think the most important thing that marijuana does is it affects the brain.
We see the corrupt prison system, we see the corrupt police system, we see the corruption in the government, from the top on down. You know, it's built based on lies. However, the marijuana industry itself, because it was an underground industry, showed us the way we could exist on this planet.
Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
I was more of a weightlifter.
You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'
[Donald Trump] is a true republican: he is hypocritical and two-faced, he's a liar, a cheat, and a thief and the more he speaks, the more his real character shows.
More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes the brain.
Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.
By making marijuana illegal, the agricultural people can't grab hold of it like they did with corn and wheat. So those companies are scrambling around trying to get hold of it, but they can't, because it's a cottage industry, and it will always be a cottage industry. Because the minute the big companies try to make it their own, like they did with soybeans...like Monsanto, they put their own patent on seeds, and you can't do that with marijuana.
I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.
I've always been into improvisation.
You got a bag of pot, there's someone who wants to buy it from you. So in a weird way, marijuana has [become] and is becoming the new currency of the world.
I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education - only people should be taught how to smoke pot, because even potheads don't know how to smoke pot. I've evolved into not only an activist, but an educator. I want to show people how, when, and why they should smoke pot.
We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along.
I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.
I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.
When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.