Charlie sheen quotes

I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

I have one speed, I have one gear: Go!

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

You make a choice to win and you win...

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.