Charles barkley quotes

We're not all supposed to think alike.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

You know what's amazing to me? America. There have been so many people who have stepped up, and I'm just proud to be an American. Yeah, there were some mistakes made, but I don't play the blame game. Let's move forward and rebuild New Orleans.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

The older I get, the faster I was.

There's nobody you'd rather beat than your good friend.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life - dictates what you should be proud of.

If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

I don't believe athletes should be role models. . . . We're a one-shot deal, one in a million, so we should be the least likely role models. . . . I think one of the problems in society today is that we don't stress education enough, because we glorify athletes, actors and actresses.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

My message is simple: take control of your life

I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.

I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

My wife's married. I'm not.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

I'm never embarassed.

But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.

You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old. Old people don't get healthy. They die.

I don't have time to put up with the politics. Who's a Democrat? Who's a Republican? Who's liberal? Who's conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That's what I'm concerned about.

When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their honest opinion.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad it's coming out.

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we're never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.

I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'

As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

Everybody in New York thinks the Knicks are Playboy bunnies, and I have been telling them for years the Knicks are a rabbit. They're closer to a Playboy bunny this year but for the last few years these guys are like, 'We have a really good team!' And I say, 'You really think that?' And I say, 'No, they don't.' But this is the best team they've had in a while.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.

I'm really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it's their own business ... Because as a Black man, I think you've got to be against any form of discrimination.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.

I’d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can’t play.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you'll be successful, and that's not fair.

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they're stupid.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

There's no medical term for what I've got.

Social media is where losers go to feel important.