Bobby heenan quotes

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.