Ashleigh brilliant quotes

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

Do you believe in apathy at first sight?

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

I will always love the false image I had of you.

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.

Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.

The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone.

My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.

Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.

The majority is never right, unless it includes me.

There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.

It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.

My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.