Alice cooper quotes

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.

It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don't feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will... Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's the real rebellion.

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.

Two of the guys that were honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix - had already died at 27. And they were certainly archangels in our group.

I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I'm the burning sensation when the convict fries.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.

That was very close to getting killed. Usually at pop festivals we have people jumping on stage.

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.

Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you confine it, you're confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything can happen, like we don't want to confine or restrict anything. What we can do, whatever we can let happen, you just let it happen.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

I got a muscle of love.

Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.

You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate you.

If somebody had told me that you have a choice of being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers, there would not have been a choice at all. I would have said, 'Where's my locker?'

If it's total freedom, I guess the ultimate thing you can go into is total silence between the audience and performer, with the performer projecting something he doesn't even have to play.

When we get together and rehearse, which is always living with each other, we always talk about what would make it better, what would mean more, what would say more. So we're always improving and growing.

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

Hard rock will always be hard rock, but you don't really know what is rock - and what isn't - anymore. I don't consider a lot of the pop things I hear on the radio to be rock 'n' roll. It's just kind of fragmented.

My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she was in her 80s, 90s. She loved rock music. I never had anyone in my family that was anti-rock n' roll.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.

Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost your baby, I care if you're feeling OK. Don't tell me your problem - tell me what good's been happening to you.

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

I appreciate an audience that reacts to the music, even if they jump on stage and try to beat us up, I think that's a fantastic reaction. I think that they're really hearing something then.

School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

Love's a loaded gun and it shoots to kill.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

School's-out-for-summer!!

Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison and Pablo Picasso.

It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming.

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.

I'm eighteen, and I don't know what I want.

Every single night, there seemed to be the same seven or eight guys - Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith Moon when he was in town. It was actually sort of a social club - drinking club - for rock stars that drank - seriously drank.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

You can't get the visual thing on the record as much as you'd like to. We produced this album, and we'd never done that before, except when we produced singles for ourselves.

I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found.

I liked Jim Morrison a lot as a person. He was this very poetic character, and death was always on his mind. And it showed up in his songs - I mean, almost every song he wrote had something to do with dying. He was an American treasure that went way too soon.

You just let your lower self go, and then it takes on all these aspects of the society - the city with horns blowing, the people yelling things at each other, and the all-in-all violence and chaos of the city. Put that on stage with music, and that's what this is.

I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there's a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did.

Freedom to rock, freedom to talk. Freedom, raise your fist and yell.

Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her catch me peering down her sweeter.

I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think "Hey you, get off the floor!" was my name.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

It's like this - these five members have been influenced of course by other groups, because that's where this generation's groups came from - an environment like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Yardbirds, and The Who. People like that.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

I was nervous. I mean, I'd met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history.

They're reacting and that's wonderful. It's better than them sitting there doing nothing. I say make them react - do whatever's in your power to move the audience, and if that's where it is, and there where it is with America, sex and violence, then I say project it.

From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans.

Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.

That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

Johnny Depp already seen how alcohol and drugs can get in the way of a career. And you have to remember one thing: Johnny was a guitar player and a rock-and-roller way before he was an actor. When he came to Los Angeles, he came with his band.

They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.

You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

Rock should never be in bed with politics.

My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush.

I always tell people, 'Everything you’ve heard about Alice Cooper , you can believe maybe 40 percent of it. Everything you’ve ever heard about Keith Moon is true - and you’ve only heard 10 percent of it.'

The late sixties and early seventies were kind of a breeding ground for exciting new sounds because easy listening and folk were kind of taking over the airwaves. I think it was a natural next step to take that blissful, easygoing sound and strangle the life out of it.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.

So what this is is us, our personalities refined down on to a stage performance. In other words, the way we play is the end product of the way we live - we live in the cities, you see.

City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it's chaotic and you never know what's gonna happen. And that's the music - you never know what's gonna happen.

If you could use your brain like you use your ass.

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.

Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel.

Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

Make that money run like honey on your tongue.

She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

Yet I was Marilyn Manson - times 10.

It just seemed that we always ended up at the Rainbow, to the point where they finally just said, why don't you guys go up into this loft where we'll kind of protect people from coming around and, you know, sitting on the tables. And we thought that was a great idea.

Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that's trying his hardest to tear your life apart.

I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.

She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me.

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don't even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

The only real person you need to know is you.

I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality.

When I moved to L. A. with this little wimpy garage band, the first people we met were the Doors. Then we met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All of the people who died of excess were our big brothers and sisters. So I said to myself: How do you become a legend and enjoy it? The answer is to create a character as legendary as those guys and leave that character on the stage.

The best things in life don't make sense

Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.