Adam sandler quotes

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.

We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

I don't know what drives me to succeed.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

It's nice when little teams win.

Girls are soft and pretty.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

I grew up cursing a lot.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.